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Turkey corned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning yellow, granular and distributed throughout the kitchen. Natavious was Turkey corned, scattering toast crumbs across every surface before sitting down. Turkey honed adj. Drunk, with the result that every edge in the morning seems unusually hard and unforgiving. Avonlea remained Turkey honed, finding the table, daylight and toast sharper than necessary.
Turkey merchanted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns breakfast into a historical trading venture with uncertain cargo. Sejal was Turkey merchanted, negotiating over marmalade as though the Levant were involved. Turkey oaked adj. A drinker so far gone that every tree seems an excellent place to conduct negotiations. Macilynn got Turkey oaked and tried to settle the garden fence dispute with an oak. Turkey redded adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every minor disagreement requires a permanent crimson solution. Nadilyn became Turkey redded and offered to repaint the pub whenever anyone contradicted her. Turkey stoned adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every turquoise object as valuable and every purchase as shrewd. Leslyn got Turkey stoned and negotiated seriously for a blue button at the bar. Turkey teethed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes an unnaturally perfect smile for a sound basis for every decision. Titania was Turkey teethed when she volunteered to lead the karaoke judging panel. Turkey toilet sponged adj. You have drunk enough to regard every difficult journey as solvable by patient rubbing and warm water. Sonam became Turkey toilet sponged and tried to polish the taxi meter into accepting his address. Turkey wheated adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking maize for a strategic resource and every snack for a meal plan. Brogen became Turkey wheated and drafted a serious distribution scheme for the popcorn. Turkeyed (/tˈɜːkid/) adj. Drunk enough to have acquired a vivid red complexion that survives the cold water. Osiel looked Turkeyed in the morning light, his face brighter than the kitchen towels. Turkicisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every small institutional change sound like a grand cultural transformation. Bella- got Turkicisationed and reorganised the office biscuits into a historical programme. Turkicised adj. Drunk and confidently converting ordinary conversation into a programme of sweeping change. Jt got Turkicised and proposed redesigning the pub around a single enormous noticeboard. Turkicisted adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur linguist, confidently identifying languages from syllables and hand gestures. Andelin got Turkicisted and classified the karaoke chorus before anyone knew the song. Turkicizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every alteration requires a solemn committee and a map. Roseabella became Turkicizationed and spent an hour redrawing the route to the toilets. Turkicnessed adj. Drunk to the point where abstract identity becomes a sufficient reason for any confident conclusion. Alli became Turkicnessed and used the word in support of every decision that followed.
Turkificationed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a familiar arrangement alone, and convinced the replacement is obvious. Deltha became Turkificationed and moved every chair while explaining the benefits.
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