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Turkinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that small online tasks are not a suitable basis for major life decisions. Rosemari got Turkinged and began outsourcing the choice of her next drink. Turkish Angoraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a long-haired cat seem an obvious model for personal dignity. Astraya got Turkish Angoraed and entered the meeting with deliberate feline importance. Turkish Vankedisied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a distinctive cat seem qualified to supervise all household arrangements. Osmar became Turkish Vankedisied and appointed himself keeper of every unattended cushion. Turkish Vanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every white surface becomes a suitable vehicle for a coloured flourish. Dominek got Turkish Vanned and decorated the van before anyone found the keys. Turkish bathed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding steam, cold water and an unsolicited massage as a complete recovery plan. Anvika got Turkish bathed and attempted to steam the coat rack back into usefulness. Turkish breaded adj. Drunk on the strength of believing one broad, flat loaf can support an entire evening's decisions. Macalla became Turkish breaded and ordered enough flatbread to govern the table. Turkish carpeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the floor has become both softer and politically negotiable. Tabbie got Turkish carpeted and tried to settle the taxi dispute from the floor. Turkish checkersed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making tactical plans whose chief weakness is the player making them. Frimet became Turkish checkersed and planned three moves ahead of a straightforward taxi. Turkish coffeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reading settled dregs as firm evidence for tomorrow's decisions. Gaytha got Turkish coffeed and interpreted the cup as permission to buy another coat. Turkish corsaired adj. Still drunk, and conducting the journey home as though the pavement were contested waters. Shamaia remained Turkish corsaired and attempted to seize the last taxi for the crew. Turkish crescented adj. Too drunk to resist attaching bells to an ordinary plan and marching it through the evening. Demorion got Turkish crescented and led the group towards the kebab shop like a parade. Turkish delighted adj. Loosened by drink into treating the sofa cushions as a soft, sticky confection. Ivy-anna spent the evening rearranging the cushions, thoroughly Turkish delighted. Turkish draughtsed adj. You are drunk and moving every object on the table as though arranging a final board position. Florian was Turkish draughtsed, advancing beer mats across the table towards the coat pile. Turkish knotted adj. Slowed by drink to tying every dressing-gown cord into a careful, decorative knot. Madalyn was Turkish knotted, unable to free the cord from her dressing gown. Turkish pizzaed adj. Drunk and arranging minced leftovers on toast as though the kitchen were an oven. Lachon got Turkish pizzaed and served the sofa a slice on a saucer. Turkish saged adj. Drunk to the point where every houseplant is being inspected for medicinal promise. Sanibel became Turkish saged and gave the windowsill plant a glass of water.