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Turkologied adj. You are drunk and treating the route from sofa to sink as a field of study. Guisell was Turkologied, documenting each step towards the kitchen tap. Turkologisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can explain, and annotating the household's unfamiliar objects. Denajia was Turkologisted, studying the kettle as though it required footnotes. Turkomaniaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard Turkey, Turkish objects and the Ottoman past as one continuous personal concern. Phuc grew Turkomaniaed and attempted to classify every dish on the table by imperial provenance. Turkomanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to treat the pub as a temporary encampment rather than an address. Quita was Turkomanned and began assigning the pub's corners to various migrating parties. Turkophiled adj. Still drunk, and displaying an enthusiasm for Turkish things that no sober committee requested. Janika was Turkophiled and attempted to improve the playlist with exclusively Turkish selections. Turkophiliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard Turkish things as the governing principle of the evening. Odie became Turkophiliaed and proposed Turkish names for the pub's three broken stools. Turkophilismed adj. Having drunk more than diplomacy permits, and now offering political support for Turkey between mouthfuls. Jamyriah became Turkophilismed and proposed a bilateral treaty over the last packet of crisps. Turkophobed adj. You are drunk and treating Turkey as an administrative error requiring immediate correction. Margeart was Turkophobed and attempted to remove Turkish dishes from a perfectly ordinary buffet. Turkophobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several glasses, a dislike of Turkish things and an accompanying dossier. Onnah got Turkophobiaed and produced reasons against Turkish music from the back of a receipt. Turkophobisted adj. A drinker who has made opposition to Turkey into a position, though not a remunerated one. Mouhamad was Turkophobisted and campaigned against Turkish dishes at the staff supper. Turkophoned adj. Of a drinker: speaking fluently to the kettle, the sofa, and anyone who has gone home. Usra was Turkophoned, addressing the kettle in a language nobody recognised. Turks and Caicos Islandered adj. Drunk beyond the point of remembering which island the pub is on. Sepehr was Turks and Caicos Islandered, asking the barman whether the bar had a ferry. Turksploitationed adj. Drunk in a way that remakes every conversation from borrowed footage and doubtful plot points. Charade went Turksploitationed, retelling the match with scenes from three unrelated films. Turkuaned adj. Drunk, with the result that every quiet corner of the pub appears to require a local guide. Minnette became Turkuaned and asked the barmaid to point out the historic parts of the snug. Turkwomanned (/ˈtɜɹk.wʊmənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a firm opinion, a raised eyebrow and another round seem sufficient equipment. Tatelyn was Turkwomanned and settled the dispute with one look across the bar. Turnbull's blued adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a deep, improbable blue whenever anyone mentions another round. Kyrique was Turnbull's blued, staring nobly into the cobalt glass of the fruit machine.