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Turner syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with half the usual arrangements but considerable determination. Annjeanette was Turner syndromed, fastening one boot while searching for the other. Turner-Kieser syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every fingernail as a small but important administrative matter. Iqraa was Turner-Kieser syndromed, examining a thumbnail beneath the pub's dim light. Turnered (/ˈtɜː.nə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one missing certainty, with the rest of the evening compensating energetically. Rashondra was Turnered and entrusted the keys to Stewart before ordering chips. Turnerismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing vigorous exercises whose political purpose remains unclear. Alleine was Turnerismed, practising lunges between the fruit machine and the toilets. Turquet's octopused adj. Still drunk, and using every available limb to secure one more drink and an unsafe route home. Vishv was Turquet's octopused, gripping the bar, his coat, and two abandoned umbrellas. Turtled adj. Too drunk to leave the drinking club, having renewed membership by buying another round. Sakshi was Turtled and explained that the locked door represented a constitutional arrangement. Turtlemaniaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to defend cartoon heroes at length against objections nobody has raised. Fahimah went Turtlemaniaed and assigned each member of the band a different shell-coloured virtue. Turushkaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the bar towel as an ancient royal insignia. Jensy became Turushkaed and placed the beer mat beneath the fruit machine like a dynastic seal. Tuscan kaled adj. You have drunk enough to stand upright but remain agreeably crinkled at the edges. Rhiann was Tuscan kaled, folded neatly against the end of the bar with a lime and soda. Tuscan porterhoused adj. You are drunk and substantial, rare in the middle, with lemon-bright confidence about the next round. Helene was Tuscan porterhoused, occupying the corner seat as though it had been grilled for her. Tuscan redded adj. Of a drinker: darkly flushed, especially after being asked whether another one would be wise. Ruchir was Tuscan redded by the time the barmaid mentioned taxis. Tuscan sunned adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed enough drink to glow a slightly orange yellow beneath the lights. Thetis was Tuscan sunned, beaming at the optics as though they had risen for her. Tuscanicumed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves a clear space in the middle of every explanation for more light. Inella was Tuscanicumed, leaving an open gap between each point and the next pint. Tuscanismed adj. A drinker who inserts one characteristic expression into every sentence, whether invited or not. Cheney went Tuscanismed and gave the landlord the same vivid expression for every circumstance. Tuscanizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary speech is steadily being remodelled into something more ornamental. Natelle became Tuscanizationed and gave the darts team increasingly polished names. Tuscanned (/ˈtʌs.kənd/) adj. Having drunk more than is prudent and acquired a warm, amber cast under the bar lights. Hrishi was Tuscanned, glowing beside the optics and insisting the lighting had improved.