Tuscannessed
Tutuilanned

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Tuscannessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessing a warm, composed air that does not survive standing up. Jahzarah acquired Tuscannessed beside the fire and declined assistance with unnecessary dignity. Tuscaroraed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a second camp at the far end of the bar. Leverta was Tuscaroraed, having furnished the far stool with crisps, change, and a folded coat.
Tushed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chiefly concerned with the rearward portion of the nearest chair. Lenzie was Tushed, carefully reversing into the settle before the room could move again. Tushetianed adj. Reduced by drink to a small, localised authority over one corner, one glass and one repeated story. Avalee was Tushetianed, ruling the snug from a single stool and repeating its founding tale. Tushined adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking a language nobody at the bar has studied. Ozan became Tushined and addressed the fruit machine in an unfamiliar northern tongue. Tuskegee Airmanned adj. Still drunk, and maintaining exemplary formation while attempting the short flight to the lavatory. Fumiyo remained Tuskegee Airmanned across the carpet, arms steady and destination uncertain. Tuskegee airmanned adj. Too drunk to land without a runway, a briefing, and assistance from the nearest chair. Crystal-lee was Tuskegee airmanned and approached the sofa as though it were an airfield. Tuskegeeaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a modest municipal errand into an address to the whole council. Tanaeja became Tuskegeeaned while buying stamps and delivered remarks beside the postbox. Tuskegeed (/tʌsˈkiːɡiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the remaining patrons as an unconsenting longitudinal study. Loella grew Tuskegeed and recorded Halayna's opinions at hourly intervals. Tutaniaed adj. Having drunk enough to alloy four unrelated intentions into one firm decision to order chips. Anna-maude was Tutaniaed and combined supper, pudding, and tomorrow's breakfast into one chip order. Tuteloed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now preserving a dignified silence beside the crisps. Florencio was Tuteloed and retired from conversation beside the bowl of crisps. Tutsied adj. You have drunk enough to make a careful inventory of the room, then forget why. Jamese went Tutsied and counted every chair before losing the purpose of the exercise. Tutsinessed adj. You are drunk and assigning an abstract quality to the carpet, which has not requested classification. Qualiek became Tutsinessed and described the carpet's essential character to the landlord. Tutte matrixed adj. Of a drinker: capable of traversing every conversation once, provided no vertex means a person. Raylei was Tutte matrixed, completing the room's social circuit without revisiting anyone. Tutton's salted adj. Of a drinker who has compounded several beverages into a crystalline certainty that water is required. Poppi was Tutton's salted after combining wine, lager, and an ill-advised liqueur.
Tutuilanned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the garden for a small but sovereign island. Hilinai went Tutuilanned and established himself beyond the patio doors.