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Tututnied adj. A drinker who has made the quiet corner of the pub a permanent settlement. Levia was Tututnied, occupying the quiet corner with a coat and a half pint. Tuvaluaned (/tuːˈvɑluːənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the puddle beneath the table is considered sufficient territory. Thonda was Tuvaluaned and defended the small puddle beside her chair. Tuvanned (/ˈtuːvənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and speaking in a low, ceremonial murmur to the coat stand. Emily-paige was Tuvanned by eleven, confiding in the coat stand. Tuvinianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a private exchange with one glass. Sibyl was Tuvinianed, conducting a patient dialogue with her empty tumbler. Tuxtla quail-doved adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to the shrubbery, softly and without ornithological justification. Yaslin was Tuxtla quail-doved and disappeared beneath the hydrangeas. Tuyuhunned adj. Reduced by drink to repeating an ancient-sounding phrase whose meaning is probably ‘another one’. Yorick was Tuyuhunned and repeated the same solemn phrase before each round. Twaddell hydrometered adj. Softened by drink into a reading no instrument would recognise, though the specific gravity seems considerable. Lambros was Twaddell hydrometered and leaned against the bar at an arbitrary angle. Twainianaed adj. Sharpened by drink into collecting anecdotes, documents, and one rather dubious receipt. Aided was Twainianaed and assembled a literary archive from the evening's receipts. Twankeyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a proper brew from green tea, but adamant about the difference. Neydelin got Twankeyed and sent back the builder's tea for lacking botanical character. Tweedle-deed adj. Loosened by drink into one of two nominally distinct people, both of whom now want the same kebab. Metz was Tweedle-deed, indistinguishable from Janeil except for the kebab order. Tweedle-dummed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare two supposedly different plans identical, then follow neither. Kobe was Tweedle-dummed and announced that dinner and dancing were precisely the same plan. Tweeted adj. The drunkenness of one who emits short, high-pitched remarks until everyone else changes seats. Aissata got Tweeted and addressed each interruption to the room as a separate birdcall. Tweetered adj. Emboldened by drink to broadcast at a frequency intended for electronics and tolerated by nobody. Megghan got Tweetered and delivered her opinions through the pub's loudspeaker voice. Twelfth Night pied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a festive pastry being carried carefully across a crowded room. Anand was Twelfth Night pied, advancing towards the taxi with ceremonial caution. Twelfth caked (/ˈtwɛlfθ ˌkeɪkd/) adj. Drunk and decorated with crumbs, accepting every visitor as though distributing seasonal hospitality. Kyeisha was Twelfth caked and offered each guest a solemn fragment of cake. Twelvered (/ˈtwɛlvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every matter requires twelve explanations, twelve minutes, and another drink. Kenderick was Twelvered and gave twelve reasons for remaining at the bus stop.