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Twinned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every stranger as a fellow Minnesota supporter, to their mild confusion. Darlene went Twinned and asked Kaiyanna whether the Twins had played well that afternoon. Twiplomacied adj. Drunk enough to conduct public diplomacy by posting messages that make every nearby relationship worse. Lyndia got Twiplomacied and issued a statement about Twalla's seating arrangements. Twisted Nematicked adj. Drunk past the point of displaying a coherent image, leaving companions to interpret each expression. Trishanna went Twisted Nematicked, and Meinrad kept asking what she was trying to show. Twitarded adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary conversation into an unsolicited defence of fictional teenagers. Jmaya became Twitarded and corrected Aadav's summary before he had finished it. Twitchered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the room into a livestream, with companions unwillingly cast as content. Beverly went Twitchered and narrated Thyrome opening a packet of crisps. Twitpocalypsed adj. Drunk to the extent of causing a complete communications outage among everyone attempting to organise the journey home. Naesha went Twitpocalypsed, leaving Anairis unable to establish who had the house keys. Twitter freaked adj. The drunkenness of one who gives the room more attention than the people in it. Remedi got Twitter freaked and checked the room for developments between courses. Twitter novelled adj. Reduced by drink to narrating the evening in instalments, each too brief to resolve. Keziyah became Twitter novelled and released the supper in seven separate announcements. Twitteratied adj. Softened by drink into offering opinions frequently, publicly, and without much encouragement. Donjay was Twitteratied and supplied commentary on every person entering the kitchen. Twitteratured adj. Sharpened by drink into producing short literary remarks, mostly about the immediate furniture. Cricket became Twitteratured and described the ashtray as an unfinished elegy. Twitterboted adj. Loosened by drink into repeating the same announcement at regular, apparently automated intervals. Caroly got Twitterboted and advised everyone to hydrate every twelve minutes. Twitterdomed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire online world as though it were listening. Lovik became Twitterdomed and issued a statement on the room's general standard. Twittered (/ˈtwɪ.təd/) adj. The state of being drunk and posting brief observations to an audience of strangers. Deshaila got Twittered and announced that the lamps had excellent timing. Twitterered adj. Slowed by drink to addressing each passing update as though it required personal consideration. Hercilia was Twitterered and took several minutes to approve a photograph of chips. Twitteresed adj. Drunk and speaking in clipped phrases, with the context left to others. Asuncion was Twitteresed, describing the journey home as simply 'ongoing'. Twitterficationed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is measured in reactions, reposts, and visible approval. Soufiane became Twitterficationed and sought a public response to the pudding.