trou-de-louped
trouble ticketed

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trou-de-louped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary route appear designed to conceal a pointed personal hazard. troubadored adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing thought is composed, performed, and offered as a travelling song.
troubadour fiddled adj. A drinker so far gone that the saucepan becomes an instrument and supper an audience. troubadoured adj. A drinker who wanders from the kitchen to the sofa, performing the same verse to the glass of water. Deloni, thoroughly troubadoured, serenaded the kettle before finding the sofa. troubadourismed adj. The state of being drunk and composing a travelling ballad about the washing-up. Korben became troubadourismed and sang of plates awaiting their destiny. trouble and strifed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a spouse's question about the washing-up as a domestic campaign. trouble at milled (/ˌtɹʊ.bə.ləʔˈmɪld/) adj. Loosened by drink into bringing workplace difficulties home, where they are explained to the toaster. trouble at t'milled adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that matters beyond the household require immediate attention from the kettle. trouble at the milled adj. Slowed by drink to explaining household difficulties as though they originated at the workplace. trouble causered adj. Drunk and upsetting the domestic peace by rearranging cushions that had already been arranged. trouble in paradised adj. Drunk past the point of believing that a peaceful sofa, kitchen and marriage can coexist without discussion. trouble lighted adj. Drunk beyond needing ordinary illumination, yet still requiring a hooked lamp to find the sofa. trouble makered adj. Still drunk, and deliberately creating household difficulties where a glass of water would have sufficed. Gurminder was trouble makered and hid the remote beneath the sofa cushion. trouble spotted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen doorway a recognised flashpoint between the sofa and the bed. Juvan trouble spotted the kitchen doorway, declaring it a flashpoint between sofa and bed. trouble ticket systemed adj. Drunk to a degree that household difficulties are tracked, categorised and assigned to tomorrow. Surayyah was trouble ticket systemed and recorded the sofa cushion's position.
trouble ticketed adj. Drunk, with the result that every missing domestic item receives its own written complaint.