trouncered
trouser suited

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trouncered adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to regard every minor disagreement as an opportunity for victory. trouncinged adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening as though every remaining obstacle has already lost.
trouped (/tɹuːpd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a touring company from the audience, and applauding both. troupered (/ˈtɹuːpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond delivering a convincing performance, though still accepting encores from the kitchen. troupialed (/ˈtɹuːpɪəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that three South American birds appear to be conducting the conversation. troused adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming indistinguishable from brushwood, particularly beside the hedge. trouser coughed adj. Drunk by the third round, and releasing a discreet rearward announcement beneath the table. trouser departmented adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the lower half of the body is treated as private administration. trouser legged adj. Still drunk, and proceeding along two separate but poorly coordinated avenues of cloth. trouser monkeyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a vulgar anatomical metaphor from a small primate requiring supervision. Able became trouser monkeyed and searched the lavatory for the animal he had promised to introduce. trouser pantsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard casual slacks as a national costume and breakfast as formalwear. trouser pocketed adj. Drunk in a way that places every small object somewhere it will not be found until Tuesday. trouser pressed adj. Having drunk more than the appliance can remove, and requiring pressing only in the metaphorical sense. trouser roled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a breeches role for a distinguished appointment at court. trouser snaked adj. You are drunk and convinced that a reptile of modest proportions has taken up residence below the waist.
trouser suited adj. Of a drinker: formally assembled above and below, though the intended elegance has retired early.