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Twitterished adj. Drunk enough to use compressed, cheerful language for matters requiring rather more detail. Adlina got Twitterished and called the lost wallet a minor plot development. Twitterismed adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, and coining a platform-specific expression for an ordinary complaint. Wynnston was Twitterismed and described the lukewarm buffet as a discourse event. Twittermobed adj. Drunk beyond forming a sudden, rather hostile consensus about an otherwise minor matter. Mellie got Twittermobed and recruited the table against the restaurant's water. Twitterrheaed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a steady flood of remarks, few of which require an answer. Georgeanne became Twitterrheaed and sent fourteen messages about finding her shoes. Twitterspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation arrives as brief, contextless declarations. Tashawna was Twitterspeaked, describing the taxi as 'not ideal' and leaving it there. Twitterstormed adj. Drunk to the extent of generating a sudden flurry of discussion over one unremarkable event. Montoya got Twitterstormed when the bread basket arrived without butter. Twittizened adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating participation in every conversation as a civic duty. Parvathy was Twittizened and contributed to discussions at tables she had not joined. Twixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and functioning in two distinct but equally sticky halves. Daphyne was Twixed, agreeing with herself before changing sides. Twizzlered (/ˈtwɪzləɹd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding in a long, flexible line towards the door. Hunter-ray was Twizzlered, taking the route to the exit in several gentle curves. Two Kettled adj. Still drunk, and taking an unnecessarily circuitous route between two perfectly visible points. Jaylinn was Two Kettled, circling the table before reaching the empty chair. Two Knights Defenced adj. Too drunk to advance directly, but still bringing both available lines of attack into play. Cora-leigh was Two Knights Defenced, approaching the buffet from opposite sides. Two Knights Defensed adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop two separate approaches at once, neither of them especially sound. Domonick was Two Knights Defensed, opening two conversations before finishing either. Two Knights' Defenced adj. Emboldened by drink to advance on two fronts, while remaining uncertain which way is forward. Billye, thoroughly Two Knights' Defenced, challenged the staircase from both sides at once. Two Knights' Defensed adj. Slowed by drink to require two separate attempts before either foot can negotiate the next stair. Naoma was Two Knights' Defensed, pausing twice before each step and once between them. Two L'd adj. Drunk and shaped like the letter L whenever required to stand without assistance. Kros was Two L'd by the stairs, with one leg committed to each direction. Two Ladies named adj. Drunk to the point where every woman encountered receives both a title and a fresh introduction. Hurshell got Two Ladies named and introduced the barmaid to herself by full title.