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truck farmered adj. Drunk and operating a small, determined patch of conversation for domestic consumption. Exar grew truck farmered, cultivating a small patch of conversation beside the crisps. truck farminged adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface is treated as a modest market garden. truck gardened adj. Drunk enough to turn the route home into a productive little enterprise. truck nutsed adj. Drunk past the point of concealing a pair of ill-advised ornaments from the evening. truck patched adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a proper garden, but still capable of protecting one small corner of the evening. truck rolled adj. Drunk in a way that requires personnel to attend your location rather than addressing the matter remotely. truck stopped adj. Drunk, with the result that every roadside establishment appears to offer food, fuel and accommodation. truck-drivered adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating the limbs as a large vehicle with unreliable controls. Kolbin was truck-drivered, requiring the banister to complete a routine descent. truckaged adj. Drunk to the extent of transporting the evening's remaining goods by road, however slowly. truckbeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a flat load-bearing surface, preferably one belonging to a departing vehicle. truckdrivered adj. Still drunk, and navigating the morning by instinct, momentum, and an unnecessarily broad turning circle. truckdrivinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the walk home with the concentration of a long-haul journey. Jaynesha was truckdrivinged, making careful motorway noises while crossing the car park. trucked (/tɹʊkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the feet roll smoothly or remain beneath the person. trucker bombed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the roadside as an acceptable substitute for proper facilities. trucker hatted adj. Still drunk, and wearing a mesh-backed declaration of allegiance to a company nobody has asked about. trucker's hitched adj. Too drunk to release the tension in any rope, conversation or departure plan.