truckmastered
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truckmastered adj. Still drunk, and administering the public house as though it were a historically sanctioned trading post. Daegan was truckmastered and attempted to exchange a scarf for another glass. truckologied adj. Too drunk to discuss anything without introducing unsolicited knowledge concerning lorries.
truckonauted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a motor vehicle as a seaworthy means of reaching another country. truckstopped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any illuminated roadside service area seem like the planned destination. Jenniferlee became truckstopped and asked the taxi to pause at every service station. truckwayed adj. Having drunk enough to reserve an exclusive roadway for heavy vehicles and oneself. truckwited adj. Having drunk more than a prudent driver, and acquired the judgement of a reckless one. truckyarded adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub as a loading yard, with arrivals and departures indefinitely confused. truculenced adj. You are drunk and eager to fight, though the proposed enemy is generally a piece of furniture. truculencied adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a ferocity disproportionate to the conversation and poorly supported by balance. Jashea was truculencied and treated a mild disagreement about crisps as a formal challenge. truddied adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into three equal parts, none of them sensibly timed. trudged (/tɹʌd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who undertakes a long, tiring walk despite having chosen a nearer destination. trudgemanned adj. Drunk enough to translate a short instruction into a slow expedition across the room. Dotsy was trudgemanned, taking the message about the taxi one corridor at a time. trudgened adj. A drinker who advances by alternating arm gestures and an intermittent scissor kick. trudgeoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the bar is negotiated by alternating strokes and scissor kicks. Ayna was trudgeoned and attempted to swim across the carpet towards the last round. trudgered adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding heavily, slowly, and with no evident destination.
trudginged adj. The condition of a drinker who advances slowly and heavily, as though the floor had become negotiable terrain. Dowell was trudginged and regarded the carpet as an obstacle requiring sustained concentration.