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true airspeeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring progress against the air rather than the ground, with disappointing results. true anomalied adj. Drunk by closing time, and orbiting the remaining conversation at an angle nobody can calculate. true bearinged adj. Still drunk, and giving directions by true north while standing uncertainly beside the compass. true believer syndromed adj. Drunk enough to defend an obvious performance after its props, witnesses, and performer have departed. true believered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm conviction from something overheard beside the kettle. true billed adj. Sufficiently drunk to endorse the entire indictment before remembering what the alleged offence was. Jakayah woke true billed and found the breakfast receipt sufficient evidence of last night's proceedings. true blued (/ˌtruː ˈbluːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to support one chosen cause with unwavering loyalty, particularly at breakfast. Julann emerged true blued and campaigned for tea against the coffee machine. true bugged adj. You have drunk enough to pierce every conversation for information, then absorb none of it. Petter woke true bugged, asking the kettle what had happened after midnight. true colored adj. You are drunk and displaying the full sixteen million shades of your opinion before breakfast. true colorsed adj. Of a drinker: the morning reveals every preference previously concealed beneath polite conversation. Yamal emerged true colorsed, rejecting toast with a frankness absent the night before. true coloursed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past discretion, revealing genuine loyalties through breakfast choices. Patricio was true coloursed by an unwavering preference for chips at breakfast. true crimed adj. Describing a drinker who reconstructs the evening as evidence, with witnesses limited to the furniture. Caylib true crimed the evening from the bar stools, cross-examining furniture that had witnessed everything. true daikonned adj. A drinker who wakes long, pale and plainly distinguished from the smaller radishes around them. true densitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning measures every crumb as a separate particulate solid. true endinged adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the evening has concluded, despite several unopened messages. true flycatchered adj. You have drunk enough to pursue small conversational movements with the concentration of an Old World insect-eater.