trueborned
trufandomed

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trueborned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every questionable decision feel inherited, respectable, and beyond appeal. truecelled (/ˈtɹuːsɛld/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the untouched sofa as an intimate relationship.
truechimered adj. The condition of a drinker who gives the kitchen clock an accurate time every few minutes. trued (/tɹɪʊ̯d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has aligned the room, the furniture, and his own intentions rather less successfully than supposed. truefanned adj. Drunk enough to become an active and devoted admirer of the kitchen extractor fan. truefulnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who promises loyalty to the glass of water beside the bed. trueheartednessed adj. Reduced by drink to loving the sofa sincerely, despite its obvious lack of conversation. truehooded (/ˈtɹuːˌhʊdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a true statement repeated gently to the kettle. trueismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting an obvious truth without supplying several supporting anecdotes. truelled adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging a three-way dispute between yourself, the sofa and a cushion. Jiovany became truelled and challenged two cushions to settle the matter in the kitchen. trueloved adj. Emboldened by drink to declare faithful affection before breakfast, then defend it as obvious. truenessed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting every kitchen reflection as evidence of absolute truth. truepennied adj. Slowed by drink to the honest, dependable pace of a kettle coming to the boil. truesonaed (/ˌtɹuːˈsəʊ.nəd/) adj. Drunk and treating the sofa's cushions as a faithful representation of your better self. truetoned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen appliance's single note becomes a mastertone.
trufandomed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary enthusiasm, with the entire kitchen elevated to a private fan convention.
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