trufanned
trugging-housed

T - Page 1358

trufanned (/ˈtɹuˌfænd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa's spring mechanism as a subject worthy of devotion. Lexandria got trufanned and spent twenty minutes discussing the sofa's finest structural features. trufaxed adj. Drunk in a way that transmits factual information repeatedly, usually from the sofa to the kitchen. Boubacar got trufaxed and relayed the kettle's exact status to everyone within earshot.
truffaded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns leftover potatoes into an urgent Occitan supper. truffed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is searched carefully for an underground delicacy. trufficultured adj. Drunk to the extent of cultivating imaginary delicacies in the vegetable drawer. truffle buttered adj. Drunk since last orders, and spread across the sofa with expensive culinary confidence. Dequandre occupied the sofa with costly culinary certainty, thoroughly truffle buttered. truffle hogged adj. Drunk by the third round, and rooting through the kitchen cupboards for something valuable. truffle oiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and perfuming the kitchen with an expensive impression of supper. truffle pigged adj. Still drunk, and investigating the sofa cushions as though they concealed a valuable fungus. truffle shuffled adj. Too drunk to rise from the sofa without shaking your middle like a childish dance. Ramar got truffle shuffled and attempted the journey from sofa to kitchen in three movements. truffled (/ˈtɹʌf.l̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen smell, real or otherwise, and searching beneath the furniture. trufflered adj. Sufficiently drunk to hunt for truffles beneath the sofa, using a spoon as equipment. trufflinged adj. Emboldened by drink to dig beneath the pub garden in search of an earthier sort of mushroom. trugged (/ˈtɹʌɡd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shallow garden basket being carried across uneven ground. truggied adj. Drunk to the point where your upper half remains enclosed while the rest of you takes corners enthusiastically. Loreli went truggied round the bar and clipped three stools without noticeably changing course.
trugging-housed adj. Drunk and treating the back room as an establishment of considerably lower repute than the pub.