truinged
trumpet animalculed

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truinged adj. Drunk enough to keep adjusting the bar stool until its surface appears concentric with the floor. truismed adj. Drunk beyond the need for evidence, qualification, or any further contribution to the conversation. Patricha was truismed and announced that the bar was, in fact, a bar.
truisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every commonplace observation into a public pronouncement. trulled (/tɹʌld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is approached as though it were an uncomplicated transaction. trulleumed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the jaw lowered into a small, basin-like hollow of contemplation. Benno sat trulleumed beneath the television, receiving peanuts without raising his head. trululued adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing each personal revelation as an unquestionable truth. trumbashed adj. Drunk on the strength of a crooked projectile conviction that makes every disagreement seem throwable. Cederia trumbashed every disagreement across the table, leaving companions to duck behind their pints. trumeau mirrored adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding your own reflection as a reliable drinking companion. Vanessaanne got trumeau mirrored and raised a glass to herself in the hallway glass. trumeaued (/tɹuːˈməʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and serving as the central post between the doorway and the floor. trumeded adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every complicated question to a single, immovable position. trump carded adj. Too drunk to save the strongest point for later, deploying it before the conversation has begun. trump of doomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the landlord’s bell for a final summons requiring immediate repentance. trumped (/tɹʌmpd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every hand, queue, and disagreement contains a superior suit. Abijah arrived trumped, winning arguments by producing irrelevant cards from his pocket. trumperied (/ˈtɹʌmpəɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than the contents of the tat shelf can reasonably support as a collection. trumperinessed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake cheap decoration and broken novelties for valuables worth taking home.
trumpet animalculed adj. You are drunk and capable of projecting one sustained opinion across the entire bar. Geremiah went trumpet animalculed, holding one note through the landlord’s request for quiet.