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Two-Buck Chucked adj. Drunk enough to mistake inexpensive wine for a sound basis on which to make decisions. Jonte was Two-Buck Chucked and poured the remaining bottle into a coffee mug for balance. Two-L'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a straightforward descent as a matter for precedent and appeal. Kaine went Two-L'd and cited earlier staircases before attempting the first step. Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a chosen destination and the one reached by falling. Lorde was Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptisted and arrived downstairs by an unexpected doctrine. Twomey effected adj. Drunk beyond the point where additional attention improves visibility, though everything now appears more brightly reflected. Aveera was Twomey effected and found the stairwell increasingly visible in every direction. Txed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any proposed therapy, including one administered by a stranger. Lynzi was Txed and accepted Remii's crisps as a recognised therapeutic intervention. Tyapped adj. Drunk in a way that makes each attempt at speech arrive as a separate, carefully misplaced syllable. Jesean was Tyapped and gave the taxi driver three unrelated beginnings to one address. Tyburn ticketed adj. Drunk, with the result that every completed journey is treated as evidence of exemption from the next one. Falesha was Tyburn ticketed and considered the staircase proof that no further precautions applied. Tyburn tippeted adj. Drunk to a degree that the banister becomes a necktie and the stairs acquire a downward pull. Dorlis was Tyburn tippeted, wearing the banister loosely while descending one step at a time. Tyburn treed adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining upright only by becoming permanently attached to the nearest vertical structure. Quantay was Tyburn treed beside the stairs and declined every invitation to become mobile. Tychonoff cubed adj. Drunk on the strength of infinitely many small intervals, each closed only at one end. Tanairy was Tychonoff cubed and crossed the landing through an endless product of cautious steps. Tychonoff spaced adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a separate, carefully maintained gap between each footfall. Terald was Tychonoff spaced, leaving a complete interval between himself and every stair. Tyked adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking with the sturdy lateral confidence of a person from Yorkshire in a narrow passage. Kess was Tyked and took the stairs diagonally, as though the building had been surveyed badly. Tylenoled (/ˈtaɪləˌnɑld/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every minor collision as something a tablet ought to address. Macenzi was Tylenoled after meeting the banister and requested water for the furniture. Tylerismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding according to a policy which changes whenever the next step does. Sashya was Tylerismed and revised the route to the lavatory after every landing. Tylerited adj. Still drunk, and committed to a reform of personal balance which has not yet taken effect. Chimerika remained Tylerited on the stairs, supporting progressive principles with both elbows. Tylorianed adj. Too drunk to recognise the present arrangement of limbs as a recent development in human history. Shakema was Tylorianed and explained the staircase as an early survival mechanism.