trumpeter pigeoned
truncated domesed

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trumpeter pigeoned (/ˈtɹʌmpətɚ ˈpɪdʒənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to coo at strangers and mistake prolonged noise for conversation. trumpeter swanned adj. You are drunk and proceeding with stately white elegance towards the most available exit.
trumpetered (/ˈtɹʌmpɪtəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide fanfare for ordinary domestic events. trumpetfished adj. Of a drinker: elongated by drink, with the attention of a person attempting to see through a straw. trumpetinged adj. Of a drinker who has converted a private opinion into a public announcement. trumpetisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats every arrival, departure and dropped fork as a ceremonial occasion. trumpetressed adj. A drinker who supplies grand accompaniment to errands of distinctly limited importance. trumpetried adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation acquires the solemnity of a brass ensemble. trumpetweeded adj. The state of being drunk and hollowly authoritative, with purple certainty about the smallest matters. Keontai became trumpetweeded and settled the question of napkin placement for everyone. trumpetwooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become resonant, hollow and unexpectedly useful as a coat rack. trumpinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has been ceremonially surpassed by a person finding the spare loo roll. Teysean was trumpinged when the quietest regular surpassed him by finding the spare loo roll. trumpophoned adj. Reduced by drink to an instrument of mixed signals, producing a grand noise through the wrong aperture. truncated cubed adj. Softened by drink into a many-sided solid, with every sharp corner ultimately directed towards the sofa. truncated cuboctahedronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring twenty-six separate apologies before anyone can leave. truncated dodecahedronned adj. Still drunk, and distributing ninety small grievances among thirty-two increasingly patient companions.
truncated domesed adj. Too drunk to follow the raised markers, despite three bystanders explaining their purpose. Emmogene ignored the path markers and became truncated domesed beside the station entrance.