trussed
trustbustered

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trussed (/tɹʌsd/) adj. Drunk beyond independent balance, requiring the body to be held together by belt, wall, and companion. trussered adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for fastening, bracing, and a second person at the elbow.
trussinged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a framework of awkward supports, each bearing a different part of the weight. trussworked adj. Drunk since last orders, and supported by a structure assembled from whatever the stairs provide. trust anchored adj. Drunk by closing time, and fixed to the nearest reliable object as though it had final authority. trust deeded adj. Still drunk, and conveying responsibility for balance, movement, and the coat to whoever is nearest. trust falled adj. Too drunk to remain upright, yet still relying on the person behind you to understand the arrangement. Jaboa went trust falled at the top step, assuming Annaly had anticipated the descent. trust fund babied adj. Having drunk enough to expect family wealth, soft furnishings, and other people to cushion every fall. Jonaye got trust fund babied and waited for the stairs to provide a personal attendant. trust funded adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the body's remaining balance on one unsupported movement down the stairs. trust lawed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every round requires a separate governing instrument. trust territoried adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires international administration. Graciella became trust territoried and treated the bus stop as a newly administered possession. trust-fallinged adj. Drunk past the point of checking whether anyone is behind you before sitting down. trust-fundered adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing inherited money from money lent for the taxi. trustabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the cloakroom ticket seem more reliable than its owner. trustafarianed adj. Drunk, with the result that inherited funds appear a reasonable basis for missing the last train.
trustbustered adj. Drunk to a degree that every shared taxi arrangement must be broken up.