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trustmarked adj. A drinker who treats the first reassuring symbol on a taxi as certification enough for the journey. trustored adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing acquaintance is appointed beneficiary of an estate. truststored adj. Drunk to a degree that every stranger is admitted to the internal register of approved certificates. trustworthinessed (/ˈtɹʌst.wɜɹ.ði.nɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of being relied upon chiefly for assurances one would not soberly accept. truth bombed adj. Too drunk to disguise an unwelcome fact as tact, diplomacy, or a passing observation. truth booked adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain a private ledger of gossip, grievances, and unrequested assessments. truth drugged adj. Having drunk enough to become cooperative, candid, and regrettably available for questioning. Lizz was truth drugged and explained the missing umbrella without being asked. truth functioned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can evaluate, and reducing every proposition to true or false. truth nuked adj. You are drunk and have delivered a fact with sufficient force to destroy the surrounding conversation. truth or dared adj. Of a drinker: alternating between involuntary confessions and challenges whose legal basis remains unclear. Zamariyah became truth or dared and demanded either an answer or a leap over the pouffe. truth quarked adj. Of a drinker who has become small, highly charged, and inexplicably important to the surrounding argument. Javita was truth quarked, dominating the discussion from one end of the bench. truth quotiented adj. Describing a drinker who has begun assigning numerical reality to statements plainly requiring tact. truth serumed adj. A drinker who answers questions with suspicious cooperation and considerably more detail than requested. truth squadded adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation becomes covert campaigning on behalf of a private thesis. truth tabled adj. The state of being drunk and arranging every conversation into exhaustive combinations of possible agreement. truth treed adj. The condition of a drinker who branches from one statement into consequences no sober conversation required.