Tyndall effected
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Tyndall effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every movement visible along its full, scattered path. Darl was Tyndall effected, his route to the stairs illuminated by a trail of uncertain gestures. Tyndall scatteringed adj. Having drunk enough to send speech and limbs travelling in several directions at once. Jakelia was Tyndall scatteringed, with her words arriving around the staircase rather than at it.
Tyndall stoned (/ˈtɪndəl stoʊnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding masonry can reasonably be expected to support. Elizebeth was Tyndall stoned and leaned against the mottled wall as though joining its fossils. Tyndallizationed adj. You have drunk enough to require repeated heating, cooling and reheating before becoming socially usable. Myalise was Tyndallizationed and needed three separate sittings before attempting the stairs. Typhoid Maried adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening from room to room and spreading its effects without assistance. Seeta was Typhoid Maried, leaving confusion behind her all the way to the stairs. Typhonian animaled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the uncertain gait of a creature not designed for stairs. Jerahmy was Typhonian animaled and approached the staircase with several unfamiliar joints. Typhonic animaled adj. Describing a drinker who has become all elbows, angles and unlicensed movement on the stairs. Lynsy was Typhonic animaled, negotiating each step with the alarming anatomy of a diagram. Typhooned adj. Drunk in a way that takes off at speed, circles the conversation, and requires escorting home. Tiffinee went Typhooned after last orders, making three rapid departures before finding her coat. Tyrannosaurus Rexed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the walk home into a slow, purposeful hunt for food. Demii went Tyrannosaurus Rexed and pursued the last kebab with prehistoric determination. Tyrannosaurus reginaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat in the cloakroom is treated as a rival territory. Naika became Tyrannosaurus reginaed after the third round and guarded the cloakroom fiercely. Tyrannosaurus rexed (/taɪˌɹænəˈsɔːɹəs ˈɹɛksd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of looming over the final round and consuming whatever remains. Ydania was Tyrannosaurus rexed by last orders and finished everyone else's chips. Tyrian purpled adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed in a deep, expensive-looking shade of disrepair. Dobby was Tyrian purpled by the third round, wearing the cloakroom ticket like a medal. Tyrianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting the journey home by whichever route looks most ancient. Vedansh was Tyrianed after last orders and gave the taxi driver an archaeological itinerary. Tyrode's solutioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining an improbable equilibrium while crossing the pavement. Tenaja was Tyrode's solutioned by closing time, roughly balanced between the pub and the taxi. Tyrolean Hounded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly contain, and tracking the scent of a late snack. Aloysuis was Tyrolean Hounded by last orders and followed the smell of chips towards the high street.
Tyrolean hatted adj. You have drunk enough to leave the pub wearing a hat that belongs to nobody present. Keyashia was Tyrolean hatted by closing time, carrying three coats and a borrowed green hat.