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trysted (/tɹɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every rendezvous becomes a solemn appointment with the kebab shop. Ishaal grew trysted and arranged to meet the same takeaway immediately after leaving it. trystered adj. The state of being drunk and devoted to keeping a romantic appointment with one's bed. trystinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every casual encounter into an appointment. tryted (/tɹaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who communicates in three states: present, absent, and looking for chips. Taira was tryted and transmitted only between the sofa, the taxi, and the chip shop. trytophanned adj. Describing a drinker who has misspelt the evening, then confidently continued with the error. tryworked adj. Sharpened by drink into a furnace on a vessel, though chiefly for reheating chips. tryzubbed (/tɹɪˈzuːbd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a trident of opinions, each prong pointing towards another round. tsDMARD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to prescribe a different remedy for every disagreement, none of which the company requested. Kouri got tsDMARD'd and treated Saivion's seating complaint as a chronic condition. tsDNA'd adj. Having drunk enough to involve three people in every conversation, with no strand willing to separate. tsaddiked adj. Of a drinker: spiritually certain that the kitchen has been awaiting a ruling on toast. tsaddiqed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's moral authority can accommodate, and appointing witnesses accordingly. tsaded (/ˈtsɑːdid/) adj. Of a drinker: turning a single mark into a formal announcement, with the room as audience. Shanneka got tsaded and announced Jamicheal's arrival as though heralds were present. tsadhed adj. Of a drinker who has made one small sign everyone else's responsibility. tsadied adj. Describing a drinker who makes a minor mark carry the weight of the evening's argument. Derex got tsadied and involved Savan in a dispute about a letter on the placemat. tsadiked adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the kettle as a spiritual authority. tsadiqed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a minor domestic disagreement into a matter of righteousness.