Tyrolean runwayed
Tzutuhiled

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Tyrolean runwayed adj. You are drunk and treating the route from pub to taxi as a cable crossing over open space. Jassen was Tyrolean runwayed, gripping the rail between the pub door and the taxi rank. Tyrolean traversed adj. Of a drinker: crossing the pavement by controlled sideways movement, with no hanging carriage available. Lacorey was Tyrolean traversed after last orders, moving sideways between the pub and the taxi.
Tyroleaned (/tɪˈɹoʊl.i.ənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat-check ticket as proof of successful navigation. Keyhla was Tyroleaned by closing time and presented her coat ticket to the taxi driver. Tyrolesed (/tɪɹ.əˈlizd/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken the last round as a plural obligation and is now seeking everyone else's coats. Callaghan was Tyrolesed by closing time and collected coats for people who had already left. Tyrolianed adj. Having drunk enough to insist that the longest route home is the most scenic. Maveryk was Tyrolianed after the final round and rejected the direct route as insufficiently memorable. Tyroned (/taɪˈɹəʊnd/) adj. You are drunk and successful enough with the morning’s flirtations to mistake politeness for a date. Leary was Tyroned by breakfast, charming the barista into an exchange of names. Tyrrhened adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the journey home into a slow coastal expedition. Zoeyjane was Tyrrhened after last orders and paused at every puddle as though viewing the sea. Tyrrhenian moled adj. The state of being drunk and searching beneath every table for the route home. Arvella was Tyrrhenian moled by closing time, investigating beneath tables for her handbag and dignity. Tyrrhenianed (/tɪˈɹiːniənd/) adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially ancient about paying for the final round. Natasza was Tyrrhenianed by closing time and treated the bar tab as an archaeological artefact. Tyrsenianed (/tɜː(ɹ)ˈsiːniənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coatroom becomes a museum of objects no longer personally owned. Zainaldeen was Tyrsenianed after last orders and examined each coat as though excavated. Tyson turbined adj. The condition of a drinker who rotates steadily around the bar while the evening drains away. Jaian was Tyson turbined by the third round, revolving between the bar and the coat stand. Tz'u-chou wared adj. Loosened by drink into treating every vessel as an heirloom and every listener as a museum visitor. Marcina became Tz'u-chou wared and gave the taxi driver a lecture on painted bowls. Tz'utujiled adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the taxi rank a permanent settlement after last orders. Garrard was Tz'utujiled by closing time and established himself beside the taxi queue. Tzotziled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an alternative orthography as evidence requiring formal adjudication. Baasit became Tzotziled and convened an inquiry beside the fruit machine. Tzotzilled adj. Having drunk enough to regard a proper name as a category requiring careful classification. Cabren grew Tzotzilled and sorted the guest list into competing terminological classes.
Tzutuhiled adj. Reduced by drink to waiting patiently at the wrong stop for a bus that has already gone. Markeida was Tzutuhiled after the final round, waiting beside the closed station entrance.