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tuaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and darting between confident plans like a small Australian marsupial. Jenavy got tuaned and changed tables twice while insisting the movement was strategic. tuarted adj. Loosened by drink into heavy, durable woodwork, then left horizontally across the sofa. Benton was tuarted and slept through the kettle boiling beside him. tuataraed (/tuːəˈtɑːɹəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the warmest corner of the sofa and regard the household patiently. Hamse grew tuataraed and watched the kitchen doorway without moving for twenty minutes. tuateraed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient reptile crossing from the sofa to the kitchen. tuathed adj. Drunk and governing the household by loose agreement, contracts being replaced with sofa-based assurances. tuatuaed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa seems edible and the kitchen floor a suitable shore. tub chaired adj. Drunk past the point of escaping a deep semicircular chair, even for water. tub filed adj. Drunk beyond retrieving the right item, producing several copies of the same kitchen card instead. tub gurnarded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem a broad, bottom-dwelling fish and the cushions its habitat. tub of gutsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa requires a separate seating plan and the kitchen seems distant. Tulon was tub of gutsed, requiring two cushions and a clear route to the kettle. tub of larded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa a permanent fixture and the kitchen an expedition. tub wheelled adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the kitchen’s water supply into a slow horizontal power source. Tenley was tub wheelled, turning the kitchen tap into a slow horizontal power source for the morning. tub-fasted adj. Drunk on the strength of heat and enclosure, emerging from the bath only for a glass of water. Theron became tub-fasted and sat steaming in the bathroom while the kitchen went quiet. tub-gigged adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling across the sitting room in a small, lurching carriage. Magor got tub-gigged and rattled from the sofa to the kitchen in search of water. tub-showered adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the bathroom installation as both bath and transport hub. Lewis became tub-showered and attempted to conduct the journey from sofa to bathroom by bath. tub-thumpered adj. Sufficiently drunk to preach from the nearest elevated surface, preferably while striking it for emphasis.