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tub-thumpinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening's balance can support, and promoting every movement aggressively. tubacinned adj. Still drunk, and selectively discouraging household activity wherever it involves folding, lifting or social interaction. Nellye was tubacinned, refusing to fold the bar towel or lift the last glass. tubaed (/ˈtjuː.bəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a low brass announcement whenever the sofa is disturbed. Farad was tubaed and answered the kitchen door with a note from somewhere below speech. tubaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen’s pipes from a route home, following each one towards the sofa. tubaisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to address the kettle and saucepan in the manner of a fellow brass player. Solangel became tubaisted and gave the kettle a solemn performance from the sofa. tubal abortioned (/ˈtu.bl̩ əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to expel every remaining plan through the nearest opening, usually towards the sofa. tubal ligationed adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, with all routes to further activity blocked. Kiandre became tubal ligationed and sealed off every route between the kitchen and sofa. tuballoyed adj. You have drunk enough to sit quietly on the sofa, naturally refined and faintly radioactive to conversation. tubaphoned adj. You are drunk and arranging the kitchen’s metal tubes into a keyboard, with the sofa as audience. tubatoxinned adj. Drunk enough to mistake the bitterest thing on the bar for a harmless botanical. tubaxed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one tune in a compact, repeatedly folded arrangement. tubbed (/tʊbd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a broad, flat-bottomed presence beside the sink, storing blankets and empty glasses. tubbered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary buoyancy, and attempting to race the bath towards the lavatories. tubbied (/ˈstʊbid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pleasantly substantial, particularly around the third plate of chips. tubbinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the waistline seem to arrive before the rest of the person. tubbinged adj. Drunk, with the result that a shapely vessel is being formed wherever you sit.