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tubboed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a broad fellow wedged comfortably between the bar and his intentions. tube cuttered adj. Drunk since last orders, and cutting conversations into short, serviceable sections. Zuleymi was tube cuttered, reducing every story to manageable lengths by the fireplace. tube feeding syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking in far too much protein with nowhere near enough water. tube footed adj. Still drunk, and advancing by small pressurised appendages rather than anything resembling a stride. tube lichened adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a quiet, greyish growth while remaining attached to the wall. tube shootered adj. Having drunk enough to circle an imaginary tunnel while firing at everything in sight. tube sited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can responsibly display, with every conversation becoming public. Fareen tube sited the evening, making the coat queue an unexpectedly public forum. tube skirted adj. You have drunk enough to become a narrow, continuous garment with nowhere sensible to put your feet. Joseph-junior was tube skirted, trailing from the bar to the lavatory without changing shape. tube socked adj. You are drunk and accepting every foot, direction and social occasion as a standard size. tube socketed adj. Of a drinker: plugged into the nearest chair and no longer conducting useful current. tube steaked adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough lager to regard a hot dog as a balanced supper. tube topped adj. A drinker so far gone that the shirt has lost its straps, dignity and apparent connection to the body. tube trained adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding underground by a route of limited clearance and questionable timetable. tube tyinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has permanently joined two thoughts, preventing either from travelling onwards. Fahmida was tube tyinged, linking the barmaid's earrings to a forgotten story about school. tube welled adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow descent, and now addressing the carpet as an aquifer. Yacine spent an hour boring straight down through the conversation, thoroughly tube welled. tube wormed adj. Drunk and quietly constructing a permanent casing around the evening.