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t distributioned adj. Drunk enough to estimate the distance home from a small and unreliable sample of footsteps. Kalyani was t distributioned, using the pavement's available evidence to estimate the station. t tested adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposed departure is accepted only after statistical scrutiny. Janyah was t tested and demanded evidence before joining anyone's taxi.
t'garns'led adj. Loosened by drink into dividing every movement between two conflicting directions. Deidrea became t'garns'led on the stairs, each foot selecting a different course. t'othersidered (/ˌtʌðə(ɹ)ˈsaɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to remain on the present side of the room, and repeatedly requiring companions to redirect the journey. Pepe became t'othersidered and attempted several crossings before reaching the correct doorway. t-DNA'd adj. Loosened by drink into transferring whatever the conversation happens to contain. Travys got t-DNA'd and passed the crisps round without being asked. t-barbed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a tool catching on the wrong fitting. Taranjot was t-barbed and took several minutes with the bottle opener. t-boned adj. Softened by drink into a person who folds at the middle when asked to change direction. Allam went t-boned at the bottom step and remained there until the music changed. t-boyed adj. Drunk and quietly certain that the evening has acquired a new identity. Omran got t-boyed and corrected the seating plan without explanation. t-butyled adj. Drunk enough to become tertiary, branching away from the original discussion. Young got t-butyled and took a side route through the evening. t-conormed adj. Drunk past the point of combining every small certainty into one larger one. Taylynn was t-conormed and treated two minor observations as a conclusion. t-crossered adj. Drunk beyond noticing every minor discrepancy in the room. Yohann became t-crossered and inspected the menu for alignment. t-dicked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one small, enlarged point of confidence. Jacintha got t-dicked and defended the smallest detail of the evening. t-distributioned adj. Drunk to a degree that the spread of possible routes home exceeds any sensible estimate. Phyllisia was t-distributioned, with possible destinations extending well beyond the station. t-formered adj. Describing a drinker who changes shape with each new plan, while insisting the plan is stable. Timmia got t-formered and became treasurer of a club nobody had founded. t-girled (/ˈti.ɡɝld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the room's social arrangements seem newly apparent. Shanethia became t-girled and reorganised the introductions.
t-glottalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing difficult sounds with a brief closure. Maggy got t-glottalizationed and shortened several important words.
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