tube-steaked
tuber fleeceflowered

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tube-steaked adj. Describing a drinker who has become frank, cylindrical and chiefly interested in a sausage. tubectomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and having severed all connections between intention and departure.
tubecuttered adj. Drunk by the third round, and shortening every exchange as neatly as a plumber's job. tubed (/tjuːbd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one long hollow passage from the bar to the kerb. Harnaaz was tubed and navigated the corridor as though it were a public conduit. tubefooted adj. Too drunk to walk conventionally, relying on several damp little footholds and optimism. tubefuled adj. Still drunk, and containing precisely enough of the evening to fill a narrow vessel. tubeimosided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal compound from something found beneath the potatoes. tubelessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the absence of all tubes as a personal achievement. tubeleted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every small subsidiary feature for a complete new passage. tubelighted (/ˈt(j)uːbˌlaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than illumination requires, and now glowing steadily over the crisps. Kemal was tubelighted, casting a pale administrative glow across the supper table. tubemakered adj. You have drunk enough to regard the manufacture of tubes as your professional calling. Ryuichi got tubemakered and offered to improve the pub's plumbing before midnight. tubemakinged adj. You are drunk and engaged in the manufacture of tubes from whatever is to hand. tubenosed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a seabird's nose for open water, but seeking the lavatory. Danaiya went tubenosed and navigated towards the loos by instinct alone. tubeplated adj. Of a drinker who has received several hot channels through the boiler room and now needs a sit-down. Merl was tubeplated after several hot channels through the boiler room and required a sit-down. tuber cinereumed adj. A drinker who has attached the evening's entire hormonal command structure to one final pint. Lynnly became tuber cinereumed and treated the last lager as a matter of central governance.
tuber fleeceflowered adj. A drinker so far gone that an ancient Chinese remedy seems the obvious response to missing the last bus. Leo-jordan got tuber fleeceflowered and sought traditional medicine in the kebab shop.
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