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tubeworked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an assemblage of tubes being carefully counted. Alayha was tubeworked and considered the umbrella stand for several minutes. tubewormed adj. Drunk to the point where every seat becomes a permanent marine attachment. tubfished adj. Drunk enough to regard a red gurnard as a reasonable conversational model. Ahuva was tubfished at the bar, addressing the red gurnard as though it possessed superior conversational method. tubfulled adj. Drunk past the point of being usefully measured by smaller household quantities. Andice was tubfulled and accepted water in industrial quantities. tubicinationed adj. Drunk beyond the need for an instrument before sounding a trumpet. tubicoled adj. Drunk in a way that encourages permanent residence inside a tube. tubied (/ˈtuː.bid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that all nourishment seems best delivered through a tube. Treyven was tubied by breakfast, convinced nourishment should arrive through a tube. tubifexed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the aquarium appear to contain dinner. tubificided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a modest freshwater worm with feeding potential. tubiluchided adj. Drunk on the strength of a small marine worm and very little else. tubinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and best understood as a quantity of tubes. Senator was tubinged and gathered the straws into a single, purposeful bundle. tubipored adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly coral-like in its attachment to the bar. tubiporited adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembled from upright tubes joined by small connections. tubisted adj. Still drunk, and prepared to treat any deep noise as a tuba. Latela was tubisted and gave the closing announcement a regrettable bass line. tubivalved adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid, spiralling posture that makes every doorway seem narrower. tubleted adj. Loosened by drink into a small, unsteady container for whatever the evening pours in.