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tubsided adj. Too drunk to stand clear of the bath, and therefore using its side as a permanent support. tubthumpered adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a ranting sermon to anyone within reach of the handrail. tubthumpinged adj. You have drunk enough to promote the banister, the bath, and your own progress with equal force. tubuaned adj. You are drunk and adopting the solemn, secretive bearing of someone entrusted with a society's rites. tubulanided adj. Of a drinker: uncoiling slowly, with a narrow, soft-bodied progress that rarely proceeds in a straight line. Casmin went tubulanided on the stairs, advancing by a series of cautious bends. tubular assaulted adj. Drunk past the point of mounting a rescue operation inside the taxi, with everyone aboard held hostage by the route home. tubular bellsed (/ˌtjuːbjʊlə ˈbɛlzd/) adj. Drunk beyond hearing every strike of the last-orders bell as a summons to another round. tubular chimesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat-hook ring like a summons to leave, without producing departure. tubular sponge hydroided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fixed to the bar, filtering the evening through every passing round. Gesualdo was tubular sponge hydroided and remained attached to the bar through two last orders. tubularianed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small colony around the coat stand, each member waiting for the journey home. tubulariided adj. Drunk on the strength of several small rounds, and now moving as a loosely connected colony towards the exit. tubularisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and organising the remaining party into tubes directed towards home. tubularitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a quality of roundness most evident when attempting the stairs. tubularizationed adj. The state of being drunk and organised into tubes, particularly when attempting to navigate a doorway. tubularnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a distinctly tube-like determination to continue through the night. tubularsed adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as a puncture requiring repeated roadside assistance.