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TER'd adj. Drunk to a degree that ejects three successive attempts at coherent speech before rebooting the conversation. Zuleyka TER'd at the buffet, lost the sentence, and restarted with the pudding menu. TERF bangsed adj. You are drunk and have allowed the morning-after haircut to become short, straight and regrettably decisive. Kresha arrived TERF bangsed, with a blunt fringe and no recollection of the salon. TERF'd (/tɜːfd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning-after conversation narrower than the room requires. Darreld woke TERF'd and found a surprisingly limited range of topics survived breakfast. TERFdomed (/ˈtɜːfdəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made the morning-after discussion an unexpectedly restricted jurisdiction. Shaterrika was TERFdomed by breakfast, permitting only tightly bounded subjects. TERFeried adj. A drinker who has turned the morning-after conversation into a small, stubborn jurisdiction. Cleavie was TERFeried by breakfast, permitting no subject beyond toast and its immediate vicinity. TERFismed adj. A drinker so far gone that even the morning's harmless arrangements are treated as matters of doctrine. Erika woke TERFismed and issued principles governing the placement of the breakfast plates. TERFspeaked adj. The state of being drunk and explaining the morning-after arrangements in a private, increasingly technical vocabulary. Tamarah was TERFspeaked by breakfast, giving Sartaj a lengthy account of the sofa's jurisdiction. TESL'd adj. Drunk and correcting everyone's English while supplying examples nobody requested. Behzad got TESL'd and corrected the barman's pronunciation of ‘cheers’. TESOL'd adj. Drunk to the point where every accent in the pub becomes an opportunity for instruction. Endra got TESOL'd and offered pronunciation practice to the woman beside the fruit machine. TESSA'd adj. The state of being drunk and having converted one's remaining financial prudence into another round. Nekeisha was TESSA'd and treated the bar tab as a tax-efficient savings vehicle. TEST'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting an involuntary treadmill exercise stress test between the bar and the door. Rozzie was TEST'd by the time she reached the corridor and had taken the same step repeatedly. TET'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct electronics, or at least to believe the household wiring requires encouragement. Keida was TET'd and attempted to improve the speaker system with a butter knife. TETS'd adj. You are drunk and transmitting energy beneath the surface, especially to people attempting a quiet evening. Aminur became TETS'd and kept the whole sofa awake with ingenious electrical theories. TEU'd adj. Softened by drink into a unit of cargo capacity, twenty feet long and unwilling to turn on the stairs. Ikhlaas was TEU'd and had to reverse down the narrow staircase in sections. TEVAR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a discreet repair before the evening’s internal arrangements fail publicly. Deyjah became TEVAR'd, and Boruch quietly repaired the route between her and the taxi. TEWT'd adj. Drunk past the point of deploying troops, though fully committed to manoeuvring the snacks. Izzy-mai was TEWT'd and conducted a tactical exercise around the unattended bowl of crisps.