tucotucoed
tue-ironned

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tucotucoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a hairy-tailed burrower has solved the transport question. tucotuzumabed adj. Still drunk, and speaking with the confidence of a humanised antibody about matters outside its remit.
tucu-tucoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already consulting a large-headed burrower on matters of direction. Mumtas got tucu-tucoed and followed the imagined rodent towards the railway station. tucumaed adj. Emboldened by drink to eat the fruit left in the kitchen bowl without asking. tucumed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every loose household cord as a promising repair. tucupied adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of sauce, and settling carefully beside the glass of water. tucuted (/ˈtuːkjuːtd/) adj. Drunk and regarding the evening's arrangements with a settled lack of concern. tucutucoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to delegate the journey home to a burrowing rodent. tucuxied adj. Drunk to the point where you glide between the kitchen and sofa without touching either properly. tuded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a swagger disproportionate to the size of the tab. Enola-rose got tuded and addressed the bar staff as though accepting an award. tuditanided adj. Drunk enough to adopt the low, patient posture of something content beneath the furniture. tuditanomorphed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary human posture, with elbows and knees arranged independently. tudonged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest fabric seem an adequate covering for the head. tudunged adj. Drunk, with the result that a tea towel becomes a perfectly reasonable head covering. tudunned adj. Drunk beyond accepting domestic authority, issuing decrees about cushions and leftovers.
tue-ironned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes directing the kettle's heat seem an urgent domestic duty.