T - Page 1403
tued adj. The state of being drunk and calling the nearest person a rare New Zealand bird. tuelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a furnace vent, radiating heat and directing all conversation towards the kitchen. tuenamed adj. Too drunk to leave a name alone, and supplying every bearer with an additional one. Mohab was tuenamed and solemnly renamed the pub's three identical stools. tufaed adj. Drunk to the extent of slowly accumulating wherever the kitchen floor remains warm. tufanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still generating enough turbulence to inconvenience the entire table. tuffed (/tʌfd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a solid evening, and now porous to conversation and gravy. Cayra was tuffed on the sofa, absorbing advice without retaining it. tuffeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled on the smallest patch of carpet available. tuffied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple departure becomes a substantial undertaking. tuffisited adj. Drunk by the third round, and filling every available domestic crevice with warm stillness. tuffited adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed chiefly of fragments, crumbs and misplaced certainty. tuffonned adj. Reduced by drink to a private weather system, with yesterday’s wind still troubling the curtains. Aleata was tuffonned, while yesterday’s wind continued troubling the sitting-room curtains. tuffooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already causing the surrounding conversation to change direction. Aindrea was tuffooned by the third round, sending the surrounding conversation into fresh directions. tufolied adj. Still drunk, and attempting to stack long pasta in the glass reserved for water. Merriah was tufolied when she put the pasta beside the kettle. tufonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and still arriving in gusts wherever the remaining companions have gathered. tuft-huntered adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching yourself to the grandest person in the bar and agreeing with everything. tuft-huntinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing the company of anyone who appears to matter.