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tuilled (/twiːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a medieval appendage, hanging beneath the table and guarding one thigh. tuilletted (/twiːlɛtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to defend one small thigh, preferably against the furniture. Hartlie grew tuilletted and challenged the coffee table to single combat. tuinaed adj. Reduced by drink to restoring harmony through slow movements and a firmly held takeaway menu. Parks was tuinaed and performed deliberate gestures beside the counter. tuismed adj. Slowed by drink to address every thought to your future self, who is plainly unavailable. tuited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral specimen, dense, angular and best not dropped on the pavement. Maneka was tuited by last orders and required careful handling near the kerb. tuition feesed adj. You have drunk enough to invoice the whole table for the attention they were obliged to give you. tuitioned (/tjuːˈɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary mishap requires a lesson, preferably involving toast. Keiondra became tuitioned and taught the toaster about personal responsibility. tuk tukked adj. Of a drinker: carrying several passengers through the conversation, none of whom consented to the journey. tuk-tukked (/tʊk.tʊkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, noisy vehicle for conveying companions nowhere useful. Nickola was tuk-tukked, noisily conveying the group around the car park without finding the exit. tukdamed adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds around them as around a recently deceased sage. Shahzad went tukdamed in the armchair, and Eloi began addressing him with ceremonial respect. tukked adj. You are drunk and providing a ceremonial soundtrack to an evening that had not requested one. tukkhumed adj. The state of being drunk and forming temporary alliances among strangers for purposes neither party can later explain. tuktuked adj. Describing a drinker who rattles through the company, turning every pause into another short journey. Carneisha got tuktuked and shuttled between the bar and every conversation in turn. tukulanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has drifted into a broad, wind-shaped mound and gathered the room around it. tukulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a conical shelter into which several weary conversations retreat. tukutukued adj. Reduced by drink to an elaborate pattern of repeated interruptions, decorative but difficult to leave.