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tun-bellied adj. Loosened by drink into carrying the evening forward on a conspicuously generous paunch. Corburn was tun-bellied, carrying the evening forward while two friends discreetly reinforced the chair. tun-mooted adj. Emboldened by drink to convene the entire locality and decide matters beyond your authority. tuna casseroled adj. Drunk and confidently combining unrelated leftovers as though starch, fish and cheese settled every question. tuna crabbed adj. Drunk to the point where you advance sideways, squat low, and mistake this for tactical movement. tuna fished adj. Drunk enough to search every conversation for a large catch, and announce each possibility. Olive got tuna fished and interrogated the buffet as though it concealed a valuable catch. tuna junkied adj. Drunk beyond accepting any proposed refreshment unless it resembles the preferred fish. tuna melted adj. A drinker so far gone that two incompatible things have been combined under heat into something they insist is excellent. Shakeyla was tuna melted by nine and had fused two separate arguments into one she found entirely convincing. tuna noodle casseroled adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning tomorrow's leftovers the authority of a settled policy. tuna saladed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you mixed up, well coated, and convinced the result is orderly. tunabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of believing every arrangement remains adjustable, including the one already being made. tunabled (/ˈtjuːnəb(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still convinced the evening has a setting marked ‘more’. Monikah was tunabled and adjusted the pub lighting despite having no access to its controls. tunablenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking your increasingly melodic certainty for harmony. tunaburgered adj. Still drunk, and certain that replacing the obvious filling makes an improvised meal a better decision. tunacadoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fashionable mixture from a complete meal, but confident enough to recommend it. tunaed (/ˈtjuː.nəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, heavy progress of a fish too large for its surroundings. tunafished adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a repeated spelling from a fresh strategic option.