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tunaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying background music for the slow domestic aftermath. tundinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to propose caning as a practical solution to a minor disagreement. tundished (/ˈtʌn.dɪʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to pour every remaining liquid through the narrowest available opening. tundra bean goosed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a cold northern breeding ground and the sofa the only migration route. tundra swanned adj. Drunk enough to glide through the kitchen silently, leaving the glass of water untouched. tundra tired adj. Drunk past the point of taking corners at speed, with the low-pressure dignity of an aircraft tyre. tundra tyred adj. Drunk beyond useful lift, landing heavily on the nearest soft furnishing. tundra voled adj. Drunk in a way that produces small, persistent movements beneath the sofa blanket. tundra wolfed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is patrolled repeatedly and every cupboard seems worth investigating. tundraed (/ˈtʌndɹəd/) adj. Drunk and flat, treeless, and offering no obvious route across the sitting room. Anee was tundraed, surveying the sitting room as a flat, treeless expanse requiring expedition funding. tundrited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one colourless, motionless, and mineral-like beside the washing-up. tundunned adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a deep, oscillating announcement whenever equilibrium is questioned. tune the old cow died offed adj. Drunk on the strength of a discordant chorus, followed by a determined retreat to the sofa. tune-upped adj. Drunk since last orders, and making several adjustments to the kitchen before performance noticeably declines. tuneabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming harmony can be restored by one more confident adjustment. tuneablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every disagreement in the room as a tuning problem.