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tuneaged adj. Still drunk, and treating every appliance in the kitchen as an instrument in need of accompaniment. Christropher was tuneaged, harmonising with the fridge while searching for cheese. tunebooked adj. Too drunk to find the right page, but determined that the household should hear the contents. tuned (/tjuːnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of hearing a melody in the kettle and conducting it with a spoon. tunefulnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the washing-up sound like an arranged performance. Jaddiel tunefulnessed through the washing-up after last orders, giving each saucepan its own refrain. tunelessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to sing at length without producing a recognisable relationship between notes. tuneleted adj. Having drunk more than a little tune, and now repeating a short refrain beside the sink. tunellited adj. You have drunk enough to become colourless, crystalline in stillness, and unexpectedly difficult to move. tunemeistered adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening's household noises into a private concert. tunered (/ˈtjuː.nəd/) adj. Of a drinker: attentive to the pitch of the kettle, but no longer capable of tuning anything. tunesmithed adj. Of a drinker who has composed a small domestic melody and expects the sofa to appreciate it. Jacarey was tunesmithed, composing softly beside the sink while the plates cooled. tunesmitheried adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening's leftovers, kettles, and cupboards into compositional material. tunesmithinged adj. A drinker who composes steadily through the domestic aftermath, especially when locating water. Zyaira was tunesmithinged, improvising beside the sofa while someone fetched a glass. tunestered adj. Drunk, with the result that every tune in the pub acquires an unsolicited accompaniment. tuneuped adj. Drunk by the third round, and undergoing household adjustments that improve nothing except confidence. Kiya became tuneuped and reorganised the glasses before sitting down beside them. tunfulled adj. Drunk to a degree that the glass, the jug and eventually the drinker all seem filled to the brim. tung oil treed adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading through the snug like an oily tree, with branches in every conversation.