tupleted
tuqued

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tupleted (/tjʊplətd/) adj. Drunk and subdividing every step, sentence and sip into an unexpected number of beats. tupmanned adj. Drunk to the point where every banister appears to require driving, breeding or otherwise managing.
tupoed adj. Drunk enough to introduce a fresh typographical error into every message and pronounce it confidently. tupp'orthed (/ˈtʌpəθd/) adj. Drunk beyond two pennies' worth of balance, speech or useful advice. tupped (/tʌpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement invites a modest charge. Nazaire was tupped and began answering questions with the quiet confidence of a ram. tuppence worthed adj. Drunk in a way that makes two pennies' worth of effort seem an adequate contribution to walking. tuppence-worthed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement has precisely two pennies' worth of value. Auben was tuppence-worthed, taking the stairs in movements of unmistakably limited value. tuppenced (/ˈtʌp(ə)nsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of being worth two pennies to the enterprise of descending stairs. Ryhan was tuppenced by the second flight and required the banister for negotiations. tuppenceworthed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves only two pennies' worth of coordination available. tuppennied (/ˈtʌpənid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of a two-penny coin: small in value, hard in the pocket and easily misplaced. tupperwared adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the last round in memory rather than admitting it happened. tuppinged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated advances towards the wrong person, with little regard for resistance. tupstrosided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the slow, specific uncertainty of an untested compound. tupunaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating everyone present as a grandparent whose advice must be heard. Cainon was tupunaed and asked the oldest-looking stranger how the stairs worked. tupuxuarided adj. Still drunk, and attempting flight whenever the landing offers enough room for a crest.
tuqued (/tuːkd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the knitted cap on, particularly when its pom-pom leads the head downhill.