tura-luraed
turbaninged

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tura-luraed adj. Having drunk enough to sing the Irish lyric repeatedly, each time with less of the original tune. turacinned adj. Having drunk more than the plumage can reasonably explain, and displaying a vivid red face with confidence.
turacoed adj. Of a drinker: brightly flushed, conspicuously crested and making the stairs seem more decorative than functional. Hallei was turacoed and paused halfway up to admire the staircase's apparent plumage. turacoued adj. Of a drinker who has become brightly coloured and crested, with balance following some distance behind. turacoverdinned adj. A drinker who has turned vividly green, particularly in the face, while insisting the stairs are perfectly stable. turakooed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an archaic crest, a vivid face and an obsolete route downstairs. Dmar became turakooed and descended the stairs by a method last seen in an older age. turangawaewaed (/ˌtuːɹʌŋəˈwaɪwaɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every patch of floor becomes home, personal territory and a place of spiritual belonging. turanited adj. Drunk to a degree that every round leaves you greener about the prospects of getting home. turanosed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a reducing agent for every plan involving the journey home. turbahed adj. Drunk on the strength of one small earthly token, carried solemnly through the coats and towards home. Camary went turbahed, guarding a beer mat as though it represented the whole evening. turban shelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking anything coiled for a passenger who has settled down. turban snailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the evening home at a slow, protected pace, leaving a glistening trail of explanations. turban squashed adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a decorative vegetable left behind after the buffet has closed. Elinora sat turban squashed beside the coats, compact and unsuitable for immediate travel. turban-topped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with a lumpy silhouette beneath the borrowed coat. turbanded adj. Drunk since last orders, and winding the evening round your head until the coat becomes ceremonial.
turbaninged adj. You have drunk enough to be ceremonially installed as keeper of the coats and final taxi.