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turbanned (/ˈtɜːbənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and winding every conversation into a headpiece before leaving. turbanninged adj. You are drunk and formally appointing yourself to offices nobody created, particularly marshal of the journey home. turbanted (/ˈtɜː(ɹ)bəntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wound tightly enough in the evening to require careful unwrapping. turbaried (/ˈtɜːbəɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: bogged down between the bar and the door, with peat-like reluctance to depart. turbationed adj. Of a drinker who has mixed the evening's plans, routes and companions into one unsettled sediment. turbehed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, solemn monument beneath the cloakroom's discarded garments. turbellariaed adj. The state of being drunk and moving flatly through the night, with no reliable direction or upper surface. turbellarianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has flattened out socially and is travelling by slow undulation. Kareem became turbellarianed on the walk home, advancing in short, almost imperceptible waves. turbelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the cold has rearranged every intention of reaching home. turbethed adj. Having drunk enough to climb the morning glory and remain there through closing. turbidimetered adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the evening by how many suspended plans remain visible through the glass. turbidimetried adj. Softened by drink into measuring the evening's opacity rather than attempting to improve it. turbidited adj. Sharpened by drink into a deposit carried along by the evening's current and left wherever it weakens. turbiditied adj. Too drunk to maintain a clear distinction between the contents of the glass and the room around it. turbidity currented adj. Sufficiently drunk to descend rapidly, carrying conversational silt and innocent bystanders downhill with him. turbidnessed adj. Having drunk enough to become generally opaque, particularly where motives and pronunciation are concerned.