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turdnuggeted adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has acquired a small, inert occupant. turdnutted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to an objectionable little presence among the cushions. turdpiled adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the pub garden for a modest mound and defending it as such. turduckened (/tɜːˈdʌk(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of three successive birds and the stuffing required to keep them together. tureened (/təˈɹiːnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and broad enough in manner to serve the whole table. tureenfuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and containing as much convivial nonsense as a deep serving dish will hold. turf accountanted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bookmaker from a bookmaker's odds, but still determined to offer both. turf advisored adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue racehorse tips with the confidence of a man who has inspected the form. turf anted adj. Having drunk enough to move sideways, pause beneath furniture, and regard the skirting board as home. turf banked adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and settled into the boggy margin of the beer garden. turf skied adj. You have drunk enough to cross grass on wheeled feet, with neither brakes nor a convincing destination. Serguio went turf skied across the beer garden and stopped against a picnic bench. turf spaded adj. You are drunk and equipped, in spirit, to cut the garden into neat rectangular pieces. turf toed adj. Of a drinker: stumbling forward on the joint behind the big toe, especially when sport has been discussed. Taquia was turf toed after attempting a penalty across the carpet. turf warred (/ˈtɜːf wɔːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has divided the pub into territories and assigned each rival claimant a corner. turf-roofed adj. A drinker who has settled heavily beneath a coat, insulated from weather and further conversation. Ivany was turf-roofed beneath a coat, insulated from weather and further conversation. turfcuttered adj. A drinker so far gone that every edge of the lawn requires trimming down to the dirt.