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turfdomed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every race, from the horses to the queue, as a championship. turfed (/tɜːfd/) adj. Still drunk, and lying across the grass with the settled composure of a layer of earth. Chandi was turfed behind the pub, covered by a coat and refusing assistance. turfered adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun laying himself down wherever the floor appears reasonably level. turfgrassed adj. The drunkenness of one who spreads across every available patch of carpet and calls it a lawn. turfinessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of grassy roughness, with the beer garden seeming entirely adequate bedding. Aobha was turfinessed in the beer garden, while the rest of the party reclaimed the chairs. turfismed adj. Softened by drink into territoriality, claiming the nearest chair, ashtray, and patch of table. Teghveer got turfismed and objected when anyone approached the corner seat. turfited adj. Sharpened by drink into a racing enthusiast, with every departure discussed as though odds were available. turflined adj. Loosened by drink into a narrow layer between two conversations, belonging fully to neither. Jabien went turflined between the darts team and the couple by the fruit machine. turfmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss racehorses as if ownership followed naturally from having bought a round. Timaj got turfmanned and claimed the pub's greyhound poster as his racing stable. turfwared adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a minor disagreement over seats into a dispute over territory. turged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the room with solemn theatrical authority, then lose the plot. turgencied adj. Having drunk enough to swell with importance, chiefly when announcing the next round. turgescenced (/tɜː(ɹ)ˈd͡ʒɛsənsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the situation could contain, and gradually expanding into the nearest armchair. Lutina turgescenced gently into the armchair, which had not been consulted. turgescencied adj. You have drunk enough to swell ceremoniously, until the grand conclusion is simply sitting down. turgiditied adj. You are drunk and magnificently swollen with opinions, most of them concerning the bill. turgidnessed adj. Of a drinker: inflated with ceremony until a solemn march to the lavatory is required.