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turgited adj. Of a drinker who has hardened into mineral resolve, only to crumble before the kebab shop. Wilniya went turgited, maintaining mineral resolve until the kebab shop defeated it. turgometered adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into a measurement of swelling, chiefly around the waistcoat. turgored adj. A drinker who has acquired considerable inner pressure and released it in a speech about parking. turiasaured adj. A drinker so far gone that each movement requires geological patience and a considerably wider route home. Dez became turiasaured and crossed the pub one monumental step at a time. turiasaurianed adj. The state of being drunk and vast in intention, though ultimately unable to manage the garden gate. turioed (/ˈtjʊəɹi.əʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has emerged from the floor with fresh purpose, then forgotten the occasion. Bibiano grew turioed near closing time and rose from the bench to address the jukebox. turioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has detached from proceedings, gone dormant, and intends to return in spring. turistaed adj. Reduced by drink to a travelling inconvenience, making urgent pilgrimages between table and lavatory. turjaited adj. Softened by drink into a complicated mineral substance, chiefly suitable for lying quietly beside the radiator. Corrina became turjaited after supper and settled beside the radiator with unusual geological calm. turkened adj. Sharpened by drink into a bare-necked confidence that cannot survive a question about the bill. Allanie grew turkened and challenged the karaoke machine to justify its song selection. turkered adj. Emboldened by drink to accept every small task, including those nobody has assigned. turkestanited adj. Loosened by drink into a many-sided certainty, containing several elements and no useful plan. Naunihal became turkestanited and explained the evening through an elaborate arrangement of beer mats. turkesteroned adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a heroic errand, usually for crisps and occasionally for mayonnaise. Gladwin got turkesteroned and volunteered to secure provisions from the closed shop. turkey X diseased adj. Drunk and afflicted with a peculiar feed-related decline, most evident in the poultry-themed conversation. Cristelle was turkey X diseased, blaming the buffet for symptoms no veterinarian had been asked to assess. turkey baconned adj. Drunk to the point where imitation meat acquires the moral authority of a full breakfast. turkey berried adj. Drunk enough to become spiny, upright, and unexpectedly useful as support for a collapsing companion. Cormac got turkey berried and stood rigidly beside the bar while everyone leaned on him.