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turkey bushed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, dense with branches of thought and difficult to get through the doorway. turkey buzzarded adj. Describing a drinker who circles the departing company, waiting patiently for anything they leave behind. turkey cocked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person inclined to announce his presence without being asked. Aelred grew turkey cocked after dinner and addressed the coat stand. turkey comaed adj. A drinker who has surrendered to sleep immediately after the meal, leaving the gathering to continue without them. turkey corned adj. A drinker so far gone that every small yellow thing at the table becomes communal property. turkey dropped adj. The state of being drunk and arriving among friends with the grace of something released from above. turkey droppinged adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves small, unwelcome traces of the evening wherever the party has put them. turkey frilled adj. The drunkenness of one who decorates every available limb before expecting the assembled company to admire the result. turkey gobblered adj. Reduced by drink to a loud, indiscriminate eater whom nobody can leave alone with the buffet. turkey hammed adj. Softened by drink into a compliant slice of company, easily arranged and passed between concerned friends. turkey henned adj. Drunk since last orders, and gathering the women present into a protective, clucking committee. turkey mulleined adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuous, bristling presence that makes quiet conversation difficult nearby. turkey oaked adj. Loosened by drink into a dry-ground social fixture, spreading steadily through the least occupied parts of the room. Calizza got turkey oaked and settled across the driest corner, leaving two guests nowhere to stand. turkey pouted adj. Emboldened by drink to sulk visibly until the entire gathering adjusts itself around the grievance. turkey shooted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple aiming contest becomes a public consultation. turkey slaped adj. Drunk to the point where the assembled company must intervene before your notion of greeting becomes actionable. Jamaika got turkey slaped and had to be separated from the bewildered neighbour at once.