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turnipped (/ˈtɜː.nɪpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you a white root by morning, suitable for soup or quiet cultivation. turnipweeded adj. Drunk and mistaking every roadside plant for a promising contribution to supper. turnipwooded adj. Drunk to the point where a modest tree appears suitable for settling an argument by leaning on it. turnkeyed (/ˈtɜː(ɹ)nˌkiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to believe every decision is ready to switch on and operate without further thought. turnoffed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds upright movement distinctly discouraging, particularly after the first step. Dinora was turnoffed after the first step and considered the stairs settled. turnonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attracted indiscriminately by whatever remains within reach. turnout coated adj. Drunk in a way that treats every minor inconvenience as an emergency requiring protective outerwear. Joanmarie became turnout coated and put on a borrowed coat before discussing the missing crisps. turnout geared adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary clothing seems inadequate for crossing the pub. turnout pantsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes trousers, however protective, seem insufficient for the proposed rescue. turnouted (/ˈtɜː(ɹ)naʊtd/) adj. Drunk beyond merely appearing, and now bringing the entire evening into the street. Emmalyne grew turnouted and summoned half the pub to witness her parking theory. turnover on downsed adj. Drunk on the strength of four failed attempts to convert a decision, still certain the next will succeed. turnovered adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing personal expenditure with a successful quarterly sales figure. turnpike sailored adj. Still drunk, and presenting borrowed nautical authority while requesting money for an entirely landlocked voyage. turnpiked (/ˈtɜː(ɹ)npaɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and rotating between alternatives without passing cleanly through any of them. turnpikered adj. Too drunk to build a road, but confident enough to mark out where one ought to go. Corban became turnpikered and directed traffic around a puddle as though constructing a motorway. turnplated adj. Sufficiently drunk to rotate the room by walking round the same table with increasing conviction.