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turnploughed adj. Having drunk enough to overturn every settled arrangement and call the resulting furrows progress. Branton became turnploughed and rearranged the seating plan with agricultural certainty. turnrounded adj. You have drunk enough to face the other direction whenever the room begins to remember you. Jerimih woke turnrounded, having spent the night repeatedly reversing from the bathroom. turnrowed adj. Having drunk more than the machinery can manage, circling the edges while attempting a final manoeuvre. turnscrewed adj. You have drunk enough to tighten every conversation until nobody can leave comfortably. Mayka became turnscrewed and fastened the discussion to an increasingly implausible theory. turnshoed adj. You are drunk and presenting every backwards decision as carefully assembled craftsmanship. turnsicked adj. Of a drinker: ill with the confidence of someone who has diagnosed the room rather than himself. turnskinned (/ˈtəːnskɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one shape, and now shedding the evening like a wolf. Kadajah was turnskinned on the sofa, regarding the glass of water with lupine suspicion. turnsoled adj. Drunk beyond turning towards the sun, or any other source of warmth, without moving from the sofa. Furayah was turnsoled beside the radiator, facing the morning light and ignoring breakfast. turnsolled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every bright kitchen surface seem to require attendance. Larrry became turnsolled and spent ten minutes following sunlight across the tiled floor. turnspit dogged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you running determinedly in one place, especially beside the cooker. turnspited adj. Drunk, with the result that dinner is rotated continuously while nobody remembers turning it. Sabion stood turnspited beside the oven, turning an empty tray as though it were roasting meat. turnstile attendanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting the evening by each separate appearance in the kitchen. turnstiled (/ˈtɜːnstaɪld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated small charges, and counting each journey to the kitchen. Tarini became turnstiled, charging herself for each kitchen journey and carefully counting the passages. turnstoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning over cushions, coasters, and household objects for hidden sustenance. turntable hitted adj. Still drunk, and receiving considerable household airplay despite making no useful progress towards bed. turntable laddered adj. Too drunk to reach the upper shelf without first establishing a stable rotating base. Ermalee was turntable laddered, pivoting carefully beneath the cupboard while seeking a clean glass.