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turntabled (/ˈtɜːnteɪb(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and rotating between the sofa, the kitchen, and the glass of water. turntableismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an original musical piece from spoons, plates, and the draining board. turntableisted adj. You are drunk and treating two breakfast plates as instruments requiring separate, intricate handling. turntablismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn ordinary kitchen sounds into a complete evening's performance. turntablisted adj. Having drunk more than a sensible DJ, and treating the kitchen table as a musical instrument. turntailed adj. You have drunk enough to flee the conversation and retreat towards the nearest sofa. turntippeted adj. You are drunk and have defected from the party to the quiet jurisdiction of the sofa. Kaishaun became turntippeted after supper and defected to the sofa without explanation. turnupped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake shortened trouser legs for formal evening wear. turnused adj. Of a drinker: fluttering from room to room, bright-eyed, and unable to settle beside the water. turnvereined (/ˈtʊə(ɹ)nvəˌɹaɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted the sitting room into an athletic club and the sofa into apparatus. turnwrested adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen floor heavy going and the sofa a cultivated furrow. turoctocog alfaed adj. A drinker who requires careful handling, particularly when carrying a full glass across the kitchen. turonned adj. A drinker so far gone that a fried banana roll becomes a complete and reasonable supper. turophiled (/ˈtjʊəɹəfaɪld/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every cheese in the fridge as a matter for connoisseurship. turosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a layered sofa-bound state, with the water on the outer edge. Kaileah was turosided beneath a blanket, steroidally still and unwilling to reach for water. turosterided adj. The drunkenness of one who has selectively inhibited every useful movement except reaching for the remote.