turrianed
turtle anted

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turrianed adj. A drinker who has formed an elaborate ring between two remarks and cannot find the exit. turribanted (/ˈtʌɹɪbəntd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating a length of cloth, a coat and the route home as one arrangement. Eden-leigh remained turribanted, wrapped in borrowed knitwear at the late-night bus stop.
turribrachycephalied adj. A drinker so far gone that the forehead has become the evening's principal architectural feature. turricephalied adj. The state of being drunk and pointed at the top, especially when attempting to make a constitutional argument. turriconed adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged himself in an open spiral around the last biscuit. turrided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances slowly, leaves a trail of conversation, and retreats into a shell. turrilited adj. Reduced by drink to an open spiral, with each later thought separated from the preceding one. turrilitided adj. Softened by drink into a succession of separate turns, each confidently leading nowhere. turriphiled adj. Sharpened by drink into an admirer of towers, chimney pots, and anything standing vertically. turriphiliaed adj. Loosened by drink into an affection for towers and similarly shaped objects, including the salt cellar. turritellaed (/ˌtʌɹɪˈtɛləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to climb conversationally in a long spiral, eventually reaching the crisps. turritellided adj. Slowed by drink to a long, tapering progress towards the nearest chair. Samary moved turritellided across the room, narrowing gradually towards the armchair. turronned (/təˈɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk and almond-sweet in principle, but chiefly sticky around the fingers. tursioped adj. Drunk to the point where every remark is delivered with marine enthusiasm and no useful information. turted adj. Drunk enough to withdraw beneath an imaginary shell when asked about the bill. Shoaib went turted beneath his coat and declined to emerge for the taxi.
turtle anted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the underside of a table into a defensible woodland settlement.