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tuwhit tuwhooed (/tʊˌwɪt tʊˈwuːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every late-night opinion emerges as a tawny owl's considered hoot. tuxed (/tʌksd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a black formal jacket seems sufficient authority for any decision. Molissa got tuxed and appointed herself maître d' despite having lost the reservation. tuxedo catted adj. Drunk on the strength of looking formally marked, and convinced the contrast confers social rank. tuxedo shirted adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for an occasion which the pub has not scheduled. Dairine became tuxedo shirted, dressed for an occasion the pub had neglected to schedule. tuxedoed (/tʌkˈsiːdəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a formal jacket as proof that the evening requires a speech. tuxied adj. Drunk by the third round, and pulling at every loose thread as though it were useful material. Siboney became tuxied and extracted a strip from the tablecloth to repair a perfectly sound sleeve. tuyaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the bar has become a volcanic plateau requiring an ascent. tuyered (/twiːˈ(j)ɛəd/) adj. Still drunk, and directing the evening's remaining blast through the narrowest available opening. Mohogany became tuyereed and tried to improve the party by blowing conversation through a letterbox. tuyerred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a furnace nozzle from a sensible outlet for the evening's pressure. tuyulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently delegating minor household crimes to a supernatural child. Freddi went tuyulled and accused the invisible helper of moving the television remote. tuzlaed adj. You are drunk and arranging the room as though every surface were a central Anatolian rug. tuzlaited adj. Of a drinker: mineralogical in confidence, listing elements while attempting an obviously ill-advised shortcut. tuzzed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a tuft of confidence and is using it to attempt minor repairs. tuzzy-muzzied adj. A drinker so far gone that a small bouquet has become the accepted form of conversation. tvalchrelidzeited adj. Describing a drinker who has become grey, metallic in judgement, and dangerously certain of the chemistry. tved (/tiviːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing the television from the room it is illuminating. Tywin was tved and thanked the television for keeping the sofa company.