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tvedalited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you mineralised beside the kitchen sink, awaiting calcium and a glass of water. Annamae sat rigidly beside the kettle, tvedalited and accepting water by the mineralogical method. tveitited adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a soft deposit of yttrium fluoride and the kitchen recedes. tvoroged (/ˈtvɔːɹəɡd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you soft, curdled, and best served with a spoon beside the fridge. Hasnat sat tvoroged on the kitchen floor, soft enough to require careful relocation. twaddled (/ˈtwɒdəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of filling the kitchen with empty talk while searching for the glass of water. twaddledomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presiding over a domestic kingdom of nonsense, cushions, and unfinished water. twaddlemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to nonsense about where the clean glasses are kept. Michaelchristop was twaddlemented in the kitchen, seeking a glass beneath the cutlery. twaddlemongered adj. Drunk by closing time, and publishing idle rubbish from the sofa to anyone bringing water. twaddlered (/ˈtwɒdələ(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and supplying silly commentary on every domestic object within reach. twaddlinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful speech from claptrap, particularly near the cupboard containing the glasses. twaggered (/ˈtwæɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to bleat at the kitchen door and require gentle shepherding towards the sofa. Neia went twaggered after supper and was guided from the kitchen like a small lamb. twain clouded adj. You are drunk and settling over the sofa in two indistinct layers. Haydn was twain clouded across the sofa while friends negotiated the cushions. twained (/tweɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a pair: one person on the sofa, one hand seeking water. twait shadded adj. You are drunk and drifting through the kitchen in a loose, silvery school towards the tap. Teckla went twait shadded between the kettle and sofa, following the sound of running water. twaite shadded adj. Of a drinker: adrift like a small fish, and best returned gently to the sofa with water. Karissa was twaite shadded beside the sink, circling the same glass without lifting it. twaited (/tweɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to move through the kitchen like a fish displaced from its proper water. twakowed adj. Of a drinker who has become a one-masted household vessel, drifting from kitchen to sofa under makeshift sail.